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The Hunger is upon me! http://ift.tt/1hqPMlN

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Who will win? #Starbucks vs #Dunkins - Battle Royale (ish) http://ift.tt/1mDtpKZ

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Apparently dad had good taste in the 60s - everyone at work loves this shirt, which I appropriated from his closet years ago. http://ift.tt/1hdHpKI

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Peep donuts from #dunkindonuts for the early #racepointglobal PR peeps! http://ift.tt/O8tSbb

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Oh. My. GOD. They’re thinking about creating a “Jem and the Holograms” live action movie. And they need OUR help. Could today get any better? It’s already Friday, bagel Friday - oh dear. I might just fritz my frotz.

Guys liking Jem? Hellz yeah biatches! You know about Brony’s right? Well, Jem’s got mad boy fanz too. And I’m one of them. So listen up you Hollywood movie types, here’s what you need to make Jem the Movie AWESOMEBALLZ:

Play up the Synergy. The original cartoon never went very deep with the whole “hologram illusion” thing. This should be played up quite a bit. And Synergy needs to play a bigger role. I’d also like to see a nice, deep exploration of Jem’s backstory. Just why did her dad create Synergy for her? What was his big end-game? I find it hard to believe he spent all that money to create “the ultimate audio-visual entertainment synthesizer.” That’s a pretty big investment in tech just to make your kid into a global pop star (even if you are a big time music producer) - so what’s the deal?

The earrings are key. Make sure they rock.

Also the Stingers need to play a bigger role - and this had damn well better be a musical, guest starring Jack Black and Christopher Walken.

And for heavens sake - lose the sausage. There’s no need for Jem to have a boyfriend (Rio), she does much better on her own.

I say you make Jem more like the Marvel super hero Dazzler, and less like a girl band.

Action baby, action!

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